I don’t need Google I’m married Funny Quote T-shirt
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Softstyle T-shirt Size Guide
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions (measurements in inches and centimeters).
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean;
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
- Do not bleach;
- Tumble dry: low heat;
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length | Size tolerance |
| XS | 16 (40.64 cm) | 27 (68.58 cm) | 7.99 (20.30 cm) | 1.50 (3.81 cm) |
| S | 18 (45.72 cm) | 28 (71.12 cm) | 8.23 (20.90 cm) | 1.50 (3.81 cm) |
| M | 20 (50.80 cm) | 29 (73.66 cm) | 8.50 (21.60 cm) | 1.50 (3.81 cm) |
| L | 22 (55.88 cm) | 30 (76.20 cm) | 8.74 (22.20 cm) | 1.50 (3.81 cm) |
| XL | 24 (60.96 cm) | 31 (78.74 cm) | 9.02 (22.90 cm) | 1.50 (3.81 cm) |
| 2XL | 26 (66.04 cm) | 32 (81.28 cm) | 9.25 (23.50 cm) | 1.50 (3.81 cm) |
| 3XL | 28 (71.12 cm) | 33 (83.82 cm) | 9.49 (24.10 cm) | 1.50 (3.81 cm) |
| 4XL | 30 (76.20 cm) | 34 (86.36 cm) | 9.72 (24.70cm) | 1.50 (3.81 cm) |
| 5XL | 32 (81.28 cm) | 35 (88.90 cm) | 9.96 (25.30 cm) | 1.50 (3.81 cm) |
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T-shirt Features
- Premium Fabric: Crafted with 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight T-shirt (4.5 oz/yd²) offers unmatched comfort and breathability, making it perfect for year-round wear. Heather colors include a blend of cotton and polyester, adding extra durability and softness.
- Classic Fit: The versatile crew neckline and classic fit make this T-shirt a go-to choice for any style—be it formal, semi-formal, or casual. It’s designed to fit seamlessly into any wardrobe.
- Ethically Made: Feel good about what you wear. This T-shirt is made with ethically grown US cotton, and Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring sustainable and ethical production. Certified by Oeko-Tex, you can trust in the safety and quality of this garment.
- Superior Comfort: Each T-shirt features a pearlized, tear-away label for ultimate comfort, ensuring nothing distracts from the softness against your skin.
- Wide Range of Colors and Sizes: Available in an extensive palette of colors and sizes, there’s a perfect fit and style for everyone.
- Special Features: The "Natural" color option is made with unprocessed cotton, creating a unique look with small black flecks, adding character to your outfit.
- Versatile Gift Idea: This T-shirt makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion—whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself. Perfect for holidays like Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or as a unique gag gift for grandpa or dad.
- Trusted Quality: Fulfilled by top-rated providers within Attirs's trusted network, this T-shirt comes with a quality promise, ensuring you receive the best product available.
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Introducing our top-quality Funny Quote T-shirt, crafted with 100% ring-spun cotton and available in a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)). This unisex t-shirt offers year-round comfort, making it perfect for any occasion, whether formal or casual.
The classic fit with a crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style. Each shirt features a pearlized, tear-away label for ultimate comfort. Ethically made with US-grown cotton, this tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality. Heather colors include a blend of 35% ring-spun cotton and 65% polyester, while Sport Grey and Antique colors are made with 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
Inner Details
The unisex soft-style t-shirt is designed for comfort and durability. The shoulders have twill tape to improve durability, and the ribbed knit collar prevents curling. The seamless design reduces fabric waste, making the garment both sustainable and attractive. The ‘Natural’ color option uses unprocessed cotton, resulting in a unique look with small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Product Images
Black
Maroon
Dark Chocolate
Military Green
Forest Green
Heather Indigo
Indigo Blue
Charcoal
Dark Heather Grey
Navy
Purple
Ideal For:
This Funny Quote T-shirt is the perfect addition to any wardrobe. Whether you’re attending a casual gathering or need a stylish, comfortable option for daily wear, this t-shirt is versatile and durable. It’s a great gift for anyone who appreciates high-quality, ethically made clothing.
Versatile and practical, this t-shirt can be dressed up or down to suit various occasions. It’s ideal for those who value both comfort and style, providing a go-to option that fits seamlessly into any outfit.
Delivery
We are happy to offer you high-quality products that are printed on demand. This means that we only print your order after you place it, ensuring that it meets your expectations and preferences.
However, this also means that the printing process takes some time, usually between 2 to 4 business days. We appreciate your patience and understanding as we work hard to create your unique product.
Once your order is printed, we will ship it to you as soon as possible. The shipping time depends on your location and the shipping method you choose, but it usually takes between 3 to 4 business days (For the US) __ read more about other countries here. You will receive a tracking number by email once your order is shipped, so you can track its progress and estimated delivery date.
During sale periods and promotions the delivery time may be longer than normal.
Please note that we do not work on weekends (Saturday and Sunday), so orders placed on those days will be processed on the next business day.
Return
We will accept exchanges and returns of unworn and unwashed items within 90 days of the latest estimated delivery date for most items.
Your return will usually be processed within a week to a week and a half. We’ll send you a Return Notification email to notify you once the return has been completed.
Please note that any products that are returned must be in their original condition and packaging. We also do not accept returns of products that have been customized or personalized by the customer.
